- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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