- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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