- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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