- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Wait what? I did not type that!

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

what is a bracket? a bracket

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