- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

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