heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

... i forgot the joke :p

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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