What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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I have a gay camel

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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42, that is all

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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^that joke a piece of shit

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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