Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Are you Drew?

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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How old are you? 20

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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