Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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yes... that's the joke

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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