Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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