- Anti Joke

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Who wants pizza crusts?

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Who wants pizza crusts?

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

5

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.