did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

knock knock who's there no one

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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