- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What's the difference between a duck?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

You and your parents are going to die today

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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