- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

There's a car about to hit me.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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