- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

knock knock how there me ok come in

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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