12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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The Christian Bible.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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