Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Get in the car.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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