What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Religion.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

irish wristwatch JLR

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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