Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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