Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

civil rights

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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