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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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