- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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