- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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