How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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my mind's eye?

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Women's rights

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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