Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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