Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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