- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

A black guy gets a job...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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