knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

black people

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

gay people

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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