- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Darude- Sandstorm

Lets Go Lakers!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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