If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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