- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was a good guy

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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School

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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