Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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A black person walks out of KFC

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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