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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

My kids are mistakes.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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