- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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