- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Breast cancer.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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