Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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fruit salad?

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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