- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Who wants pizza crusts?

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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