a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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