- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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