Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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