Black people. They are so kind.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Jaden McMichael

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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