- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

civil rights

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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