What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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TIMMAH!

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Your all fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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