After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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