"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Top Gear USA

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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