- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

So a seal walks into a club..

Yes!

What color is red paint? Red

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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