why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

And Stephen Hawking said.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

God

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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