what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What's an Anti Joke?

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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