What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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