There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

charlie sheen losing

Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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