What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

guess what chicken butt

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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