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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

knock knock no ones home

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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