- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's the difference between? Your mom.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

knock knock no ones home

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