A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

im a dragon, no im not

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Women's rights

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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