A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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