What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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