A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Women's rights

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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