- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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