- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A man makes a sandwich.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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