Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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black people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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