But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Paper shield.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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