- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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