- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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