What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Black people being friendly.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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no

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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